As we all know, this is a time of year for gathering with friends and family, to renew the bonds of fellowship and community that is the bedrock of society. And unlike Thanksgiving, you probably don't have to spend it with the portions of your family tree you low-key wish got pruned; so points for that. However, this isn't just a time to reflect on the past year, it also is the time where we begin to look forward to a new chapter, one punctuated with writing the wrong year for the first few months. As we all huddle together and wonder what wonders the coming year will bring, it's important to note that this year, more than perhaps any other year, we have within ourselves the power to make our hopes into reality. And no, I'm not just talking about launching an investigation into the alleged abuse of performance-enhancing fizzy sodas by reigning Ivion champ Aldenwar; his reckoning is coming, worry not. I'm talking about making real, actual changes in our own lives, for the betterment of all, through the judicious use of memes and threats of boycotts. Therefore, in the spirit of Christmas, I present my own list of demands that I am formally presenting to Aislyn. If my demands are not met by the time of the launch of the new kickstarter, Q2 2018, then my wrath will be visited upon Luminary Games and all its supporters, unless I forget or don't really feel like it.
#1: Inclusion of the much awaited Villager Class. As we all are aware, this class is one of the worst kept secrets in the group of people who keep secrets around here. This class has the very real possibility to vitalize the current meta, and as such keeping it locked away with no official announcements amounts to being super depressing.
#2: Find a social media platform and stick with it. It is frustrating to have to go all over the place when I am trying to make Ivion memes. You guys have cycled through like 5 sites, this one is fine, just keep it somewhat presentable and everyone will like it just fine. Also, I don't have Facebook, so kinda bummed that I can't participate in silly caption events. I feel like I would really shine in those things.
#3: Tell Jake and Hugh hi. They never come and play with us anymore, and I miss them.
#4: Bring back Cardbot. He was the most valuable member of the team, and I am unable to come to grips with the fact that he is gone. Please just let me see him one last time, so that I can say goodbye.
#5: Release Date for the Ivion OST.
#6: Featherface. Nothing in particular, I just love that owl.
That's about all I can think of for now. If anyone has any SERIOUS recommendations for things to add to the list of demands, please leave a comment below. Or don't, I'm not a cop.